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The Cob Knockers™
The Cob Knockers™
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The Cob Knockers™ Grip Your Corn Like You Mean It
Turn up the heat at your next cookout. The Cob Knockers™ are the corn cob holders that proudly blur the line between functional kitchen tool and unapologetic innuendo.
Shaped like a perfectly perky pair of boobs, these playful holders give you a firm, satisfying grip on your hot, buttery corn.
No slipping, no mess, just pure pleasure with every bite.
Whether you’re hosting a backyard BBQ, bachelorette party, or gifting someone with a sense of humor (and taste), The Cob Knockers always steal the show.
But don’t let the curves fool you these babies are built to perform.
Why You’ll Love Them
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🍑 Sculpted, boob shaped design that’s equal parts sexy and hilarious
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🌽 Food-grade stainless steel prongs for a strong, secure hold
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🔥 Keeps hands clean and safe from heat and butter overload
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💦 Easy to clean and durable enough for repeat performances
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🎁 The ultimate novelty gift that actually gets used
Fun, flirty, and surprisingly practical, The Cob Knockers™ prove that good design can be both hot and handy.
Go ahead and grab a pair. Your corn deserves it. 😏🌽
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