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The Cob Knockers™

The Cob Knockers™

Regular price $10.00 USD
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The Cob Knockers™  Grip Your Corn Like You Mean It

Turn up the heat at your next cookout. The Cob Knockers™ are the corn cob holders that proudly blur the line between functional kitchen tool and unapologetic innuendo.

Shaped like a perfectly perky pair of boobs, these playful holders give you a firm, satisfying grip on your hot, buttery corn.

No slipping, no mess, just pure pleasure with every bite.

Whether you’re hosting a backyard BBQ, bachelorette party, or gifting someone with a sense of humor (and taste), The Cob Knockers always steal the show.

But don’t let the curves fool you these babies are built to perform.

Why You’ll Love Them

  • 🍑 Sculpted, boob shaped design that’s equal parts sexy and hilarious

  • 🌽 Food-grade stainless steel prongs for a strong, secure hold

  • 🔥 Keeps hands clean and safe from heat and butter overload

  • 💦 Easy to clean and durable enough for repeat performances

  • 🎁 The ultimate novelty gift that actually gets used

Fun, flirty, and surprisingly practical, The Cob Knockers™ prove that good design can be both hot and handy.

Go ahead and grab a pair. Your corn deserves it. 😏🌽

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